The Humor

freethebooty:

I used to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

hbbits:

she wants the d(eadpool movie)

ohhenryd:

thatpunnyguy:

snazziest:

They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

They call me coffee I keep you up past 2 am

They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am

plantvibes:

cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person

kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

aconnormanning:

cute first date ideas: hand-to-hand combat

marvelavengers-age-of-ultron: